Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Joke: The Dad who does not Understand English


A boy was with his father when he saw his girlfriend coming. BOY: Have you come to collect your book titled; "SPEAK ENGLISH MY DAD DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IT?" by Ngozi Okafor. Girl: No, I want that our hymns called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?" Boy: I don't have that one... may be you should take the other one "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Crooks. Girl: Fine but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS" while coming to school... Boy: I will also bring this one too, "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe. Then; Dad: These are too many, will she read all of them? Boy: Yes dad, she is very smart. Dad: Okay, don't forget to give her the one on the table titled, "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare!
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